In couples therapy, Libra will spend the hour agreeing with both sides until nobody knows where they stand while Pisces is busy communicating exclusively through song lyrics and vibes. The therapist will need their own therapist.

The jealousy in this pairing is a two-way street that's also on fire. Libra will lose it because you didn't include them in a group photo, and Pisces will retaliate because you didn't intuitively know they were upset without them telling you.

Arguments between Libra and Pisces are less 'civil discourse' and more 'emotional gladiator combat.' Libra opens with being so reasonable it makes you feel insane for being upset and Pisces counters with manifesting the worst-case scenario and then acting like it already happened.

Libra will be taking 3 hours to craft the perfect 'casual' response at 2am. Pisces will be sending you poetry at 3am and being devastated if you respond with 'lol nice' at 2:01am. By 2:15am, someone has been blocked, unblocked, and blocked again.

Long-term outlook: Libra will create a beautiful partnership or keep you in relationship purgatory forever. Pisces will either be your soulmate or drown you both in feelings. The five-year plan is more of a five-minute plan at this rate.

When Libra and Pisces break up, it's not a breakup. It's a season finale. Libra goes out by suggesting a 'break' that lasts approximately forever and Pisces responds by writing a song about you, releasing it, and hoping you figure it out.

This couple's Yelp history is a crime scene. Libra: spending 40 minutes on the menu then ordering what you got. Pisces: ordering based on the 'energy' of the dish and crying if it's bad. They've been banned from two Olive Gardens.