In couples therapy, Virgo will spend the hour correcting your grammar mid-argument while Pisces is busy communicating exclusively through song lyrics and vibes. The therapist will need their own therapist.

Trust exercises are pointless here. Virgo will fall backward and Pisces will be too busy being jealous that you didn't intuitively know they were upset without them telling you to catch them.

Arguments between Virgo and Pisces are less 'civil discourse' and more 'emotional gladiator combat.' Virgo opens with a mental PowerPoint presentation of everything you've ever done wrong and Pisces counters with manifesting the worst-case scenario and then acting like it already happened.

If you opened the Virgo-Pisces group chat, you'd find Virgo proofreading every text three times and still finding a typo to stress about while Pisces is sending you poetry at 3am and being devastated if you respond with 'lol nice'. This is a war crime in iMessage form.

In 10 years, Virgo and Pisces will either be insufferably in love or featured on a true crime podcast. There is no middle ground.

Post-breakup, Virgo will be leaving a detailed pros/cons list on the kitchen counter while Pisces will be writing a song about you, releasing it, and hoping you figure it out. Their mutual friends will need to pick sides, and nobody wants to.

The restaurant saga: Virgo handles dining by reading every review before choosing and still being disappointed. Pisces contributes by ordering based on the 'energy' of the dish and crying if it's bad. Uber Eats has entered the chat for the third time this week.