Libra communicates by agreeing with both sides until nobody knows where they stand, while Sagittarius prefers being brutally honest and calling it 'just keeping it real'. This is not a conversation. This is a hostage negotiation.

Libra checked your phone. Sagittarius checked your phone's phone. Welcome to the trust Olympics, where everyone loses.

Libra's go-to argument weapon is being so reasonable it makes you feel insane for being upset. Sagittarius fights back with booking a spontaneous solo trip mid-fight. Geneva Convention violations have been reported.

A forensic analysis of their texts would be a bestselling book. Chapter 1: Libra taking 3 hours to craft the perfect 'casual' response. Chapter 2: Sagittarius sending you travel memes instead of responding to serious questions. Chapter 3: Mutual Destruction.

Long-term outlook: Libra will create a beautiful partnership or keep you in relationship purgatory forever. Sagittarius will either be your greatest adventure or disappear into the sunset without you. The five-year plan is more of a five-minute plan at this rate.

Post-breakup, Libra will be suggesting a 'break' that lasts approximately forever while Sagittarius will be ghosting you from a different continent. Their mutual friends will need to pick sides, and nobody wants to.

Trying to pick a restaurant with a Libra and Sagittarius is an extreme sport. Libra will be spending 40 minutes on the menu then ordering what you got while Sagittarius will be insisting on a place nobody's heard of and pretending the food poisoning was worth it. You will both starve.