Picture this: Taurus is giving you the silent treatment for 11 business days. Virgo responds by correcting your grammar mid-argument. The neighbors are concerned. The dog has left.

Taurus gets jealous when you mentioned an ex's cooking was good. Virgo gets jealous when you organized the dishwasher wrong and someone else might have taught you that. This relationship has the trust level of a Cold War spy exchange.

A Taurus vs Virgo argument has the emotional complexity of a soap opera and the resolution speed of a government shutdown.

Taurus's texting style: leaving you on read for 6 hours then sending 'k'. Virgo's texting style: proofreading every text three times and still finding a typo to stress about. Their chat history should be submitted as evidence.

Marriage counselors have a special rate for Taurus-Virgo couples. It's called the 'frequent flyer' program.

If this ends (when this ends), Taurus will handle it by slowly removing their stuff over 8 months until you notice. Virgo will respond by leaving a detailed pros/cons list on the kitchen counter. Netflix is already optioning the rights.

Trying to pick a restaurant with a Taurus and Virgo is an extreme sport. Taurus will be ordering the most expensive thing and judging your choice while Virgo will be reading every review before choosing and still being disappointed. You will both starve.