When conflict arises, Aries will be screaming their point louder until you agree and Pisces will counter by communicating exclusively through song lyrics and vibes. Somewhere, a therapist just felt a disturbance in the force.

Trust exercises are pointless here. Aries will fall backward and Pisces will be too busy being jealous that you didn't intuitively know they were upset without them telling you to catch them.

When Aries and Pisces fight, Aries deploys bringing up that ONE thing from three years ago while Pisces unleashes manifesting the worst-case scenario and then acting like it already happened. The UN has been notified.

Their iCloud storage is 90% screenshots of each other's texts, saved as ammunition. Aries is known for triple-texting at 2am with no punctuation while Pisces specializes in sending you poetry at 3am and being devastated if you respond with 'lol nice'.

In 10 years, Aries and Pisces will either be insufferably in love or featured on a true crime podcast. There is no middle ground.

If this ends (when this ends), Aries will handle it by changing their relationship status before telling you. Pisces will respond by writing a song about you, releasing it, and hoping you figure it out. Netflix is already optioning the rights.

Date night dinner plan: Aries is picking the restaurant, hating it, blaming you. Pisces is ordering based on the 'energy' of the dish and crying if it's bad. It's been 3 hours. Nobody has eaten. Love is dead.