The Aries-Sagittarius communication style can best be described as 'two people having entirely different arguments in the same room.'

Aries's jealousy is triggered when you liked someone's Instagram post from 2019. Meanwhile, Sagittarius spirals because you suggested staying in on a Friday night. This is not a relationship, it's mutual surveillance.

Their argument style is best described as 'mutually assured emotional destruction.' Aries goes nuclear with bringing up that ONE thing from three years ago and Sagittarius responds in kind with booking a spontaneous solo trip mid-fight.

Aries's texting style: triple-texting at 2am with no punctuation. Sagittarius's texting style: sending you travel memes instead of responding to serious questions. Their chat history should be submitted as evidence.

Marriage counselors have a special rate for Aries-Sagittarius couples. It's called the 'frequent flyer' program.

Post-breakup, Aries will be changing their relationship status before telling you while Sagittarius will be ghosting you from a different continent. Their mutual friends will need to pick sides, and nobody wants to.

Trying to pick a restaurant with a Aries and Sagittarius is an extreme sport. Aries will be picking the restaurant, hating it, blaming you while Sagittarius will be insisting on a place nobody's heard of and pretending the food poisoning was worth it. You will both starve.