Studies show that Aries and Gemini have a communication compatibility of 'screaming into the void.' The void declined to comment.

On a scale of 'chill' to 'hired a private investigator,' this combo sits at 'Aries saw you smile at a barista.' Gemini has already composed a breakup playlist.

Aries's go-to argument weapon is bringing up that ONE thing from three years ago. Gemini fights back with rewriting history so convincingly you question your own memory. Geneva Convention violations have been reported.

If you opened the Aries-Gemini group chat, you'd find Aries triple-texting at 2am with no punctuation while Gemini is sending 47 messages about nothing then disappearing for a week. This is a war crime in iMessage form.

Marriage counselors have a special rate for Aries-Gemini couples. It's called the 'frequent flyer' program.

When Aries and Gemini break up, it's not a breakup. It's a season finale. Aries goes out by changing their relationship status before telling you and Gemini responds by texting 'we need to talk' then starting a completely different conversation.

Food compatibility: nonexistent. Aries is picking the restaurant, hating it, blaming you while Gemini is changing their order four times then eating off your plate. They'll end up in a parking lot eating gas station sushi out of spite.