Cancer thinks talking louder means they're more right. Leo thinks monologuing about their feelings while you sit in the audience is a valid response. Neither of them is correct.

The jealousy in this pairing is a two-way street that's also on fire. Cancer will lose it because you didn't text back within 4 minutes, and Leo will retaliate because someone else got more attention than them at a party.

Arguments between Cancer and Leo are less 'civil discourse' and more 'emotional gladiator combat.' Cancer opens with emotional guilt trips that could win an Oscar and Leo counters with dramatically declaring the relationship is over every 48 hours.

If you opened the Cancer-Leo group chat, you'd find Cancer sending 'I'm fine' followed by 14 paragraphs about why they're not fine while Leo is responding only with selfies and voice memos about themselves. This is a war crime in iMessage form.

In 10 years, Cancer and Leo will either be insufferably in love or featured on a true crime podcast. There is no middle ground.

When Cancer and Leo break up, it's not a breakup. It's a season finale. Cancer goes out by writing a 3-page letter, burning it, then calling you sobbing at midnight and Leo responds by making it a public spectacle with a social media announcement.

Date night dinner plan: Cancer is saying 'I don't care where we eat' then vetoing everything. Leo is flirting with the waiter to make you jealous then getting offended if you notice. It's been 3 hours. Nobody has eaten. Love is dead.