Taurus communicates by giving you the silent treatment for 11 business days, while Leo prefers monologuing about their feelings while you sit in the audience. This is not a conversation. This is a hostage negotiation.

Trust exercises are pointless here. Taurus will fall backward and Leo will be too busy being jealous that someone else got more attention than them at a party to catch them.

Taurus's go-to argument weapon is weaponized silence that could cut glass. Leo fights back with dramatically declaring the relationship is over every 48 hours. Geneva Convention violations have been reported.

A forensic analysis of their texts would be a bestselling book. Chapter 1: Taurus leaving you on read for 6 hours then sending 'k'. Chapter 2: Leo responding only with selfies and voice memos about themselves. Chapter 3: Mutual Destruction.

Marriage counselors have a special rate for Taurus-Leo couples. It's called the 'frequent flyer' program.

When Taurus and Leo break up, it's not a breakup. It's a season finale. Taurus goes out by slowly removing their stuff over 8 months until you notice and Leo responds by making it a public spectacle with a social media announcement.

This couple's Yelp history is a crime scene. Taurus: ordering the most expensive thing and judging your choice. Leo: flirting with the waiter to make you jealous then getting offended if you notice. They've been banned from two Olive Gardens.