When conflict arises, Scorpio will be staring into your soul until you confess things you didn't even do and Pisces will counter by communicating exclusively through song lyrics and vibes. Somewhere, a therapist just felt a disturbance in the force.

The jealousy in this pairing is a two-way street that's also on fire. Scorpio will lose it because you breathed in the general direction of another human, and Pisces will retaliate because you didn't intuitively know they were upset without them telling you.

Arguments between Scorpio and Pisces are less 'civil discourse' and more 'emotional gladiator combat.' Scorpio opens with that secret you told them in confidence two years ago and Pisces counters with manifesting the worst-case scenario and then acting like it already happened.

Scorpio's texting style: reading your messages instantly but replying hours later to establish dominance. Pisces's texting style: sending you poetry at 3am and being devastated if you respond with 'lol nice'. Their chat history should be submitted as evidence.

Statistically, Scorpio-Pisces couples either last forever out of pure spite or implode spectacularly within six months. We made up this statistic but it feels right.

Post-breakup, Scorpio will be blocking you on everything, moving to another city, and pretending you never existed while Pisces will be writing a song about you, releasing it, and hoping you figure it out. Their mutual friends will need to pick sides, and nobody wants to.

This couple's Yelp history is a crime scene. Scorpio: ordering something mysterious and judging everything you reveal about yourself. Pisces: ordering based on the 'energy' of the dish and crying if it's bad. They've been banned from two Olive Gardens.