The Aries-Aquarius communication style can best be described as 'two people having entirely different arguments in the same room.'

Aries gets jealous when you liked someone's Instagram post from 2019. Aquarius gets jealous when you understood a concept before they could explain it to you. This relationship has the trust level of a Cold War spy exchange.

This pair doesn't have arguments. They have cinematic showdowns. Aries brings bringing up that ONE thing from three years ago. Aquarius arrives with detaching emotionally and analyzing the fight from a 'sociological perspective'. There are no winners, only survivors.

Aries's texting style: triple-texting at 2am with no punctuation. Aquarius's texting style: sending you a 4-paragraph essay on humanity instead of saying 'I miss you'. Their chat history should be submitted as evidence.

The future of this relationship looks like a choose-your-own-adventure book where every page ends in chaos. Aries will either marry you in Vegas or ghost you by Thursday and Aquarius will either revolutionize love itself or forget you exist while saving the world.

When Aries and Aquarius break up, it's not a breakup. It's a season finale. Aries goes out by changing their relationship status before telling you and Aquarius responds by explaining that monogamy is an outdated institution, then ghosting.

The restaurant saga: Aries handles dining by picking the restaurant, hating it, blaming you. Aquarius contributes by insisting on a vegan place nobody wants to go to because 'it's the future'. Uber Eats has entered the chat for the third time this week.