When conflict arises, Leo will be monologuing about their feelings while you sit in the audience and Pisces will counter by communicating exclusively through song lyrics and vibes. Somewhere, a therapist just felt a disturbance in the force.

Leo gets jealous when someone else got more attention than them at a party. Pisces gets jealous when you didn't intuitively know they were upset without them telling you. This relationship has the trust level of a Cold War spy exchange.

Leo's go-to argument weapon is dramatically declaring the relationship is over every 48 hours. Pisces fights back with manifesting the worst-case scenario and then acting like it already happened. Geneva Convention violations have been reported.

Leo's texting style: responding only with selfies and voice memos about themselves. Pisces's texting style: sending you poetry at 3am and being devastated if you respond with 'lol nice'. Their chat history should be submitted as evidence.

The future of this relationship looks like a choose-your-own-adventure book where every page ends in chaos. Leo will build an empire together or burn it down for the aesthetic and Pisces will either be your soulmate or drown you both in feelings.

The breakup will be legendary. Leo: making it a public spectacle with a social media announcement. Pisces: writing a song about you, releasing it, and hoping you figure it out. Everyone's picking sides. The group chat has been split into factions.

Food compatibility: nonexistent. Leo is flirting with the waiter to make you jealous then getting offended if you notice while Pisces is ordering based on the 'energy' of the dish and crying if it's bad. They'll end up in a parking lot eating gas station sushi out of spite.