Studies show that Leo and Sagittarius have a communication compatibility of 'screaming into the void.' The void declined to comment.

On a scale of 'chill' to 'hired a private investigator,' this combo sits at 'Leo saw you smile at a barista.' Sagittarius has already composed a breakup playlist.

A Leo vs Sagittarius argument has the emotional complexity of a soap opera and the resolution speed of a government shutdown.

Their iCloud storage is 90% screenshots of each other's texts, saved as ammunition. Leo is known for responding only with selfies and voice memos about themselves while Sagittarius specializes in sending you travel memes instead of responding to serious questions.

Long-term outlook: Leo will build an empire together or burn it down for the aesthetic. Sagittarius will either be your greatest adventure or disappear into the sunset without you. The five-year plan is more of a five-minute plan at this rate.

If this ends (when this ends), Leo will handle it by making it a public spectacle with a social media announcement. Sagittarius will respond by ghosting you from a different continent. Netflix is already optioning the rights.

The restaurant saga: Leo handles dining by flirting with the waiter to make you jealous then getting offended if you notice. Sagittarius contributes by insisting on a place nobody's heard of and pretending the food poisoning was worth it. Uber Eats has entered the chat for the third time this week.